It has been a long time since i posted, right? So, come along. Let me tell you what I’ve been up to.

I’ve been learning to peel potatoes without making it shy. Oh, and I’ve done much more than that. I’ve defeated the dragon by setting it up with the sphinx. I’ve made the ocean water sweet by mixing a spoonful of honey. I’ve made the sky take a litmus test, and it turned red.

I’ll tell you what i couldn’t do. I couldn’t convince Voldy to grow his hair back. I couldn’t stop Heisenberg from saying his name. And, i couldn’t tag along with the werewolves for the moonlight walk – i sleep at 9.

With all of this going on, i hardly had time to do what i wanted to do. I wanted to wear a shirt with no holes. I wanted to walk to the event horizon. I wanted to hear the mesmerizing face of a manatee.

Come tomorrow, I’ll see what i can do. And, I’ll do what i can so that I’ll do what I will because I’ll do what i should – sleep for longer hours. I’m already quite hairy – maybe once i sleep longer, I’ll become the first tall Koala. I don’t have the Koalifications, but i do have the Will Smith to make a Chris Pratt.